I’ve known many men with ‘farting fetishes’ and they are essentially weirdos. They find the idea of girls farting on them enthralling and spend most of their days researching the topic til death.

I’d hate it if someone else farted on me without my explicit permission as there’s no guarantee that they won’t down the brown during the whole sordid process. Watching videos of this very activity is not my idea of a nice night in. In fact if I was to think about it for too long I think I’d end up having a panic attack.

If the government had any sense at all they’d outlaw fart porn as soon as possible as it acts as a violation of human dignity and exploits the natural gift of farting, for extremely lewd purposes.