The best thing about prison life is that farting is openly accepted. In fact in most American prison’s there is a farting hierarchy where the most dangerous criminals exert such authority over there fellow inmates that they can and do often fart in the faces of those that they deem to be weaker than themselves.

Many prisons have recently installed ‘gas chambers’ where uncooperative prisoners are placed. This is basically just a small room where rotten farts from other prisoners are relentlessly pumped in until the convict has agreed to change his ways.

So far it has been wildly successful with crime down 50% on the last year in prisons. However suicide rates have increased by 50% with many of the prisoners who were subjected to the treatment opting to end their lives after enduring the fart chamber.