I hate it when I fart and there’s absolutely no smell especially when it happens about 15 times in a row. I know that some farts are always gonna smell worse than others but I just can’t comprehend the notion of odorless air coming out of my hole! I’m just not used to it and it’s not right!

More than anything it’s disappointing when my farts don’t smell at all as a lot of the time I’m farting for retribution and I want the person I’m targeting to feel as much discomfort as humanly possible. Odorless farts just fail to make an impact compared to the ones that smell like Communism. That said, loud odorless farts get a much better reception from the general public.

Only people without a sense of humor won’t laugh at the outburst.

But yeah I’d rather I knew what was going on with my bowels than to fart vanilla farts for any length of time.